Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 30, 2004
Transcript:
"What's that thing?" "It's the 'broken people fixer.' For a hundred bucks, people can step inside and have their problems solved." "How does it work?" "People who are stupid enough to think they can solve their problems by stepping into a cardboard box pay me $100. I take their money. I get rich." "What about them?" "Who knows? I take off before they can get out of the box." "You're a complete fraud. You steal people's money." "No, no... I'm a capitalist... I capitalize on their stupidity." "Yeah, well not one person's gonna fall for this idiot trap." "Hey, you may know it's an idiot trap... But they won't know it's an idiot trap. That's the beauty of idiots... They're idiots." "...Bad news, guys."
ArtCreator over 12 years ago
Yup, and Pig is stupid enough to fall for it, but hey… what’s new?
KodakKid3 over 12 years ago
Rat sells the best products.
m.l. about 12 years ago
KatP Premium Member over 11 years ago
Of course Pig would be in there. LOL.
Jonathan Buttall almost 7 years ago
Trump supporters in a box. But they’ve already been thrown under the bus by their sick hero so this isn’t as bad.
nes over 5 years ago
The question is: How stupid you have to be to pay Mensa for giving you an IQ-test?
VanLaser almost 3 years ago
Last panel is worth $500.00
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
When did Goat lose his goatee?