Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 30, 2004

Transcript:

"What's that thing?" "It's the 'broken people fixer.' For a hundred bucks, people can step inside and have their problems solved." "How does it work?" "People who are stupid enough to think they can solve their problems by stepping into a cardboard box pay me $100. I take their money. I get rich." "What about them?" "Who knows? I take off before they can get out of the box." "You're a complete fraud. You steal people's money." "No, no... I'm a capitalist... I capitalize on their stupidity." "Yeah, well not one person's gonna fall for this idiot trap." "Hey, you may know it's an idiot trap... But they won't know it's an idiot trap. That's the beauty of idiots... They're idiots." "...Bad news, guys."