Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2004

Transcript:

"Dear You Evil Crocodiles, a few weeks ago, you killed my beloved cousin, Eddie." "You then tried to compensate for this tragic loss by offering to buy a box of cookies, which my herd sells as part of our fundraising efforts." "We sent you those cookies... And you stiffed us on the bill." "We then sent our cousin Vinnie to visit you and collect on the bill... We have lost all contact with Vinnie." "If you ever hope to have any sort of constructive relationship with us again, we strongly suggest that you provide us photographic proof that Vinne is still with you." "Vinny (Still wiff us)" "...He's changed."