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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 23, 2005
January 22, 2005
January 24, 2005
Transcript:
"Hello, readers... Today we delve into the 'Pearls' mailbag to answer a common question: "Has any 'Pearls' character ever smiled?"" "To answer that question, we asked Pig here to conduct an exhaustive review of the 'Pearls' archives. After weeks of research, Pig here has the answer..." "...No." "No?... Never?... How can that be?" "I dunno. It just hasn't happened." "Fine, then... I'll smile... How hard can it be?" "Monday! Monday! She's not gonna hold!!" "Man the lifeboats!!"<Br>"Fire in the hole!!!" BOOM!!<b>Pearls Programming Note: Join us next week for a very special Sunday strip: "Coping With the Death of an Unloved One." "He never should have tried it." "Can't say that I'll miss him." "Beer, anyone?"
killacowinWA over 13 years ago
Rat smiled on 10-26-2004
slimbrownweed over 13 years ago
yeah,well,killa,you just ākilladā the humor here.
Havelock_Vetinari over 13 years ago
Thatās not really a smile though. More of an evil smirk. Looks more like he is yelling anyways.
corzak about 13 years ago
Rat resurrects and smiles again, almost 7 years in the future. But because of this episode, his āfuture smileā is forced and unnatural.
idroppedmygum about 13 years ago
he looks so cute and inoccent when he smilesā¦ until he explodes anyways lol
miker93 almost 13 years ago
The crocs prolly smiledā¦ My net is too slow to check them all thoughā¦
Louis*Star over 12 years ago
May 8, 2003
legoguy77 over 12 years ago
pig smiles alot, and I think rat even had a slight turning of the corners of his mouth when he was with pigās cousin. (iām blanking on her name, I know it was the bubble girlā¦)
epicbrish almost 12 years ago
Later Rat and Pig smile after stealing Goats āProzac.ā
Aloysius over 11 years ago
I came for the strip, I stayed for the batsh*t comments.
comicsnerd74 almost 10 years ago
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
Ranchan almost 8 years ago
Let me guess: in the last panel, the first bubble is Pig, the second is Zebra and third is Goat.
Thanos about 6 years ago
Goat said āSHEās not gonna hold!ā So Rats a she???
Jef The Cyclist about 4 years ago
I knew it couldnāt be done
Bye Bye Jeffy almost 4 years ago
rat looks sichopathic
Goat from PBS almost 4 years ago
This was probably the start of the best week of my life.
DragonNerd over 3 years ago
Rat crazy smiling-Yes Rat evil smile-Yes Rat forced and funny smile-Yesss, Rat actual smile, No reality for you
Acererak II almost 2 years ago
Iām surprised Pig isnāt jut trying to āStop the washer and put more laundry in.ā