Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 04, 2006

Transcript:

"...What'd we get from the Tolsons?" "One of our china place settings." "The Tolsons sure are generous." "They sure are. I was so happy to see them at the wedding." "What's that next gift?" "I think it's from one of our neighbors." "What is it?" "A washcloth. One washcloth." "What kind of an @##@*@# comes to a wedding where he's served a hundred dollar dinner and buys the couple a four dollar gift?!?" "How to Profit from Other People's Weddings" "By Rat" "Hey... Have you seen my washcloth."