Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 09, 2006

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"Sir, good evening, sir...If I could, sir, I'd like to address the current R.O.E., sir..." "The who?" "The rules of engagement, sir...The rules governing when I may fire my weapon at the enemy, sir." "Oh. What are they now?" "Well, sir, to quote you, sir, 'You're a crazy little duck and you may never ever ever ever fire your weapon at anything ever.'" "Oh, right. I remember." "Well, if I could, sir, I'd like to propose a minor modification." "Oh...What do you want to change it to?" "'Shoot like the dickens.'" "Sir, locking me in the clothes hamper violates Geneva, sir."