Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 09, 2006
Transcript:
"Sir, good evening, sir...If I could, sir, I'd like to address the current R.O.E., sir..." "The who?" "The rules of engagement, sir...The rules governing when I may fire my weapon at the enemy, sir." "Oh. What are they now?" "Well, sir, to quote you, sir, 'You're a crazy little duck and you may never ever ever ever fire your weapon at anything ever.'" "Oh, right. I remember." "Well, if I could, sir, I'd like to propose a minor modification." "Oh...What do you want to change it to?" "'Shoot like the dickens.'" "Sir, locking me in the clothes hamper violates Geneva, sir."
Why did guard duck go from yellow to white with no explanation?