Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 07, 2007
Transcript:
Danny Donkey hated people. "I hate you." They made him wait at the supermarket. GROCERY STORE They made him wait at the video store. VIDEO STORE They made him wait at the amusement park. AMUSEMENT PARK So Danny Donkey cut the line. Cut the line at the supermarket. Cut the line at the video store. Cut the line at the amusement park. Why, Danny Donkey cut every line he could find. CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT But for everything we do, there are consequences. And this was no exception. For as a result of all his line-cutting, Danny Donkey saw that he had become something he had never been before... Happy. "You are not putting this in a book for children." "'So, remember, kids, never wait your turn.'" "Wow! What a time-saver!"
ReneeZimbodgi over 12 years ago
at my school, if you cut in the lunch line, people usual call you a !@#$% and you get pushed out of the way. (That’s not me, though- I hate swear words.)
KatP Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Pig is hilarious.
mishield over 11 years ago
Hey look! The first guy in the line in panel four is Pastis!
KZ71 over 10 years ago
This is the only Danny Donkey story I’ve seen where he actually ends up happy. Relatively speaking.
Doodlefudge almost 5 years ago
Danny Donkey is my favorite