Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 02, 2007

Transcript:

"How come we always have to come to this expensive tree lot, rat?" "Because that cute girl works here and I want to ask her out." "Ohh, I remember her from last Christmas. She makes you nervous." "Shut up. Just shut up." "Ooooh... she's walking over." "Dude dude dude... don't @*#@*#& stare." "What should I do?" "Just be a normal wingman, you idiot. Watch my back. Don't let me go down in flames." "Can I help you?" "Yes. Hello. Good evening. I am of interest in buying a Christmas home for my tree room living." "You what?... Wait.. you're that guy who got all nervous trying to hit on me last year... why do you have so much trouble talking to women?" "Mayday Mayday Mayday" "BECAUSE HE'S SPEND A LIFETIME IN MEN'S PRISON!!!" "...Oh... that was smooth." "Wait... she's coming back... no, that's a cop."