Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2007

Transcript:

"Ohh, Andy... you missed your cruise." "I know... I walked all night, but I didn't get anywhere." "Awwww Andy... it's... it's... because you're-" "...On a chain. A chain that gets a little weaker every time I pull against it... a chain that one day's gonna break." "Oh, Andy..." "Hey... don't squish the hat."