Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2008
Transcript:
"The Passionsaurus was strong and virile. He roared. He romped. He stomped. One day, the Passionsaurus stumbled upon a tiny creature, the Routinee. 'I will topple you, Passionsaurus!' said the Routinee. The Passionsaurus laughed." Passionsaurus: Ha ha ha ha. "As the days went by, the Passionsaurus came upon more Routinees. And these had names. I'm Mortagageso. I'm Cafeerosa. I'm Kidso. I'm Mini-vanna. I'm Soccerpractise. And the Routinees multiplied. And they mocked. And they threw rocks. And one day, through sheer numbers and persistence, the Routinees finally toppled the great Passionsaurus, who fell, not with a bang, but a whimper." Goat: You call this a wedding anniversary card?? Rat: I call this THE wedding anniversary card. Pig: Curse you darn routinees!
Soroxas about 12 years ago
I had to read this twice to get the joke
Gun guy about 12 years ago
I had to read it thrice!
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
I didn’t have to read it, I chose to read it.
NErDysprosium over 5 years ago
I’ve read this on two different occations (and gotten the joke on both), and I always read “routinee” as a Jawa sound.