Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 24, 2010
Transcript:
Caption says, "Danny Donkey hated people." Danny thinks, "Stoopid peeple." Caption says, "He hated their greed. He hated their pettiness. He hated their pigginess." Danny says, "Bleah." Caption says, "But most of all, he hated that there were 6,000,000,000 of them." Caption says, "So Danny Donkey visited a spiritual guru." Caption says, "'Climb a great mountain with a group of strangers,' said the spiritual guru, 'The shared challenge will bring you a new perspective.'" Caption says, "So Danny Donkey climbed to the top of Mount Everest with a group of five strangers." Caption says, "And pushed them off." Goat says, "This is 'Danny Donkey's guide to spiritual fulfillment'?" Rat says, "'Yay,' said Danny, 'only 5,999,999,995 to go.'" Pig says, "I am so fulfilled I could cry."
qwazwaz almost 13 years ago
pigs eyes are messed up
Soroxas about 12 years ago
Now there’s like 7bil people on Earth
aardvark86au about 8 years ago
So, even if Danny Donkey manages to keep up with population group, his last act will be to jump off the mountain? Or doesn’t he count as part of the 6 billion?
Mr. Spock almost 5 years ago
Consider the bumblebee. Alone, he is worth nothing, but with his fellow bees, he becomes a swarm and enjoys bountiful quantities of honey.
Rᴇᴠɪʙᴇ over 4 years ago
Nothing says fulfillment like pushing people off a mountain
*real* Guard Duck about 3 years ago
I love how in the first panel, Danny thinks; stoopid people.
No One in Particular almost 3 years ago
None of them are wearing mountain climbing equipment. They should have died LONG before the peak, by hypothermia, asphyxiation…
Ninette 6 months ago
Like wow! Is that a like lot or a little? How can you determine?