Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2002
September 11, 2002
September 13, 2002
Transcript:
"I love the fortune cookies I get here...Listen to this...'Opportunity will knock on your door'...heh heh heh..." "Read yours." "'Opportunity will doorbell ditch you, you stupid pig'." "Opportunity mocks."
thecomicprune about 13 years ago
Friends of Pig: Vikings, fruit, vegetables, potatoes.Enemies of Pig: Smart people, alphabet letters, anemones, mirrors, and apparently; fortune cookies.