Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2002
September 11, 2002
September 13, 2002
Transcript:
"I love the fortune cookies I get here...Listen to this...'Opportunity will knock on your door'...heh heh heh..." "Read yours." "'Opportunity will doorbell ditch you, you stupid pig'." "Opportunity mocks."
Friends of Pig: Vikings, fruit, vegetables, potatoes.Enemies of Pig: Smart people, alphabet letters, anemones, mirrors, and apparently; fortune cookies.