Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 13, 2002
Transcript:
"I interviewed today for a spot in the police academy but I don't think they're gonna take me." "Why not?" "Because they asked me why I wanted to be a cop and I think I gave a wrong answer." "I'm sure there are no wrong answers." "I like to beat people up."
thecomicprune almost 13 years ago
Well, at least he’s honest.
Cuddleman over 12 years ago
That might just get him hired…..some where.
Austria almost 12 years ago
I’m sure there are better places to beat up people… Wait I guess cops are the best job for that…
Booklady1 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Today, he would find a spot somewhere. But, thankfully, many localities are hiring more carefully.
Marathon Zack over 8 years ago
@ Multiple AboveSo how about we just completely get rid of cops. Do you really want to live somewhere without cops?
Omniman over 6 years ago
Cops have to take personality tests to make sure they are aggressive and violent enough before they can even take the training.
DM9001 about 4 years ago
This joke hasn’t aged well from the current events…
Ye-absira over 3 years ago
Welp this didn’t age well
76noos 3 months ago
Cough Police brutality Cough