B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 17, 2011

Zing!

how do they make it stick

And here I thought you waxed the hood.

Good morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

Dogsniff beat me to it.

Sure, Teflon is non-stick, but if you want slick use a Silicone spray. That stuff makes ‘greased lighting’ look down right pedestrian.

For decades I have tried to apply Teflon to my conscience. Won’t stick.What container do you store the universal solvent in?

The first take on this, about 40 years ago – when the turtle had sunscreen on – was much better. So was the sound: ‘swisheroo’

I thought he may have applied a fresh coat of Turtle wax.

Those embarrassing skid marks are gonna leave the turtle with some ’splainin to do.

Nothing beats molybdenum disulfide!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molybdenum_disulfide#Use_as_lubricant

Teflon in the stone age? They could sue DuPont for patent infringement.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molybdenum_disulfide#Use_as_lubricant

Teflon? thought he used Turtle Wax…

I thought somebody (Dogsniff) would have done this already: Slip sliding away, slip sliding awayYou know the nearer your destination, the more you slip sliding away

Reminds me of my flight into LAX the other day…

I’d make a Reagan joke here, but I generally like to keep politics off these boards.

Second Teflon joke this week!