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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 10, 2011
Transcript:
Tiffany: "Crystal, be honest. AM I a total ditz for thinking that a major production of "Eyez of Zeye" would want an unknown high schooler for the lead?" Crystal: "Yes" Tiffany: "Really? You don't think I could carry a movie?" Crystal: "Movie? Oh, I dunno. I stopped listening after "Am I a total ditz?"
JodieKay over 13 years ago
cuz most ditzes are too ditzy to know theyâre a ditz! :D
barbarasbrute over 13 years ago
Not Goth. Do those look like BLLACK clothes sheâs wearing?
slug_queen over 13 years ago
Goths wear colors too. Itâs how you wear them, and what you wear them with. (One of my daughters is goth.)
wiselad over 13 years ago
some resemblance to those between Luann and Bernice.? kind ofâŠâŠâŠ. but where Crystal usually tries to get Tiif down from her âself made pedestalâ, Bern usually trims any of Luannâs projects to âlook betterâ , and a few times tries to make Luann go for the âplain Jane lookâ
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Crystal! Shame on you for talking with your mouth full, young lady!Tiffany, you are a ditz. We all know it. Now, you know it. Can we proceed from there?
JerryTheK over 13 years ago
Elwood is going to make a B Movie. Tiff will fit in fine. With John from Garfield as the leading man.
philomneme over 13 years ago
The tautological discussion about Tiffanyâs mental capacity aside, did anyone else notice how Crystalâs hamburger nearly doubled in size between the middle and last panel? It goes from being half the size of her hand to nearly the size of her face. Crystal has, apparently, learned the skill of matter replication.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
P. Parrot â you mean âsettle down withâas in âadopt one as my surrogate granddaughter?â or are you 30 or 40 years younger than most of the guys here? LOL
charlienash88 over 13 years ago
Why are they friends? Crystal is surprisingly reasonable, and less plastic than Tiffany.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 13 years ago
Iâd like to see Tiffany do a little actual growing-up. All the other major characters have, except for TJ, who is still the same larcenous version of Eddie Haskell he always was.
Ottodesu over 13 years ago
Gentle reminder for tomorrow, all the comic strips will be sombre.
mjb515 over 13 years ago
Crystal being Tiffanyâs Bernice.
Mordock999 over 13 years ago
GOOD thing THIS is just a Comic Strip.If THIS were real life thereâd be a MAJOR âGirl-Fightâ starting in Panel 3âŠ,
Snoopy_Fan over 13 years ago
Goth or not, Crystalâs one smart cutie! <3
tegm over 13 years ago
With friends like theseâŠ
ponycar over 13 years ago
Enough with the life & times of VampiraâWhatâs going on with the Brad-Toni-Ann Eifel triangle?
JohnRPelt over 13 years ago
Notice that Cry is eating a hamburger⊠not one of those srwewotypical vegan Goths she is.
Simon_Jester over 13 years ago
Does Elwood still have a huge crush on Luann? If so, I wouldnât be surprised if her offers her the part of Zeye.
jonnijones over 13 years ago
I enjoy watching the detail that Greg draws. In the 1stbox, Crystal is eating a sub sandwich. Tiffany isnât wearing a necklace and her blouse is blue with black sleeves.
In the 2nd box, Crystal is eating a hamburger and Tiffany is wearing a necklace and a black blouse with no blue on the shoulder.
Itâs fun looking for these things. Sometimes Iâll resize my page to get a better detail. Itâs kind of like âWhereâs Waldoâ. :)
Chuck373 over 13 years ago
Tiff turned around Crystalâs answer to be a lack of Crystalâs faith in Tiffâs abilities rather that Tiff being a ditz. Iâm reminded of the wise words of Wally from Dilberts: âReaching for the stars is pointless because they are so far away, youâll never be able to do it. And even if you could reach them, you would only burn your hand.â
marvee over 13 years ago
Just asking the question shows that Tiffany has some awareness of reality. Of course, she wanted and expected a different answer.
LindainOregon over 13 years ago
Iâm glad to see they stopped putting on make-up long enough to get something to eat!
ReneeZimbodgi almost 12 years ago
Tiffany should model. She could get fame without much more work.