Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 10, 2011
September 09, 2011
September 11, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: I think I'm composed of two selves that are constantly at odds with each other for control of my soul. Goat: I think those two selves fight in each of us. Rat: Evil and eviler? Goat: Evil and good. Rat: Good? Oh. We wiped him out years ago.
margueritem about 13 years ago
Love it.
doc white about 13 years ago
Rat fink.
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
How about “good ‘n’ evil”?
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Rat, evil though he surely is, reminds me, in panel 3, of Bud Abbott. The comic rhythm of his retort could be right out of an Abbott and Costello routine.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Sherlock — I think maybe I used to buy those at the movie theater when I was a kid.
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
Poor Goat. Doesn’t he ever get tired of playing straight man to Rat and Pig?
Cajtri87 about 13 years ago
Go Rat Go
smoore47 about 13 years ago
Doppelganger?
jimelek about 13 years ago
This explains much….
Snoopy_Fan about 13 years ago
jukeofurlYour light bulb is not very bright…
finale about 13 years ago
SusanSunshine: Yeah, there were lots of ‘em for the price (stretch the candy out as long as possible). Sam’s Club sells them in 5 lb. bags now and every so often one finds it’s way into my cart. How about a box of JuJuBees now? Would rip the few remaining fillings right out of my mouth. They were only really good for flinging at unsuspecting.
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Goat must have forgotten to whom he was talking.
sharklungs about 13 years ago
About the time of the Black Plague?
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
Doing good things stands in the way of economic growth! GOAT, YOU SOCIALIST, YOU!
silatix about 13 years ago
perfect!
hitman4cookies about 13 years ago
You are so right, Mechanic. Promise the electorate what they want to hear, and you get votes. One politician who went out trying to drum up support for budget cuts found that every single group he talked to wanted the federal budget cut, but NOT one of them was willing to have the cuts touch them.
The “Greatest Generation” has been replaced by the “Me Generation”.
SarahPlain about 13 years ago
For the flesh lusts against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh; and these are contrary to one another, so that you do not do the things that you wish.(Galatians 5:17)
dukeallen about 13 years ago
Evil and eviler? So rat is a lawyer AND a politician!
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
good was defenseless and unorganized It was no contest, whatsoever ….and no quarter was given
Number Three about 13 years ago
LOL, Might have known.
xxx
jkhandy about 13 years ago
Welcome to the USA!
rolleg about 13 years ago
Yes, and unfortunately I’m not part of the top 2%, and so I have not enjoyed any tax cuts or economic growth.
mofo315 about 13 years ago
me thinks I’m related/regulated to one Rat.
mailinutile2 about 13 years ago
shouldn’t it be Evil and Worse ?
bmonk about 13 years ago
This explains a lot.
When Rat and his big friend comes around, someone picked the lesser of the two evils.
rgcviper about 6 years ago
Y’know, I’d always wondered …
Good one, as my Random comic today.
Zebra 5 months ago
lol