Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 14, 2011

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    orinoco womble  over 13 years ago

    Reminds me of the episode of MASH in which Klinger tried to eat a jeep.

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    eddie6192  over 13 years ago

    If the doctor had ordered an x-ray of the patient’s head, they probably would have found sawdust.

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    Arianne  over 13 years ago

    “Confidentially, this is a great privilege. Doctor’s seen some screwy patients before, but …hmm?… I said he’s seen a screw in a patient before…”

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    Porkie  over 13 years ago

    Dang! I’ve been looking everywhere for that hammer!!

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Though it didn’t show up, he had wrenched his neck too……☻

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    jonwaynew  over 13 years ago

    What? No knots? Who wants to play a little game of Operation?

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    Is this guy a really, really incompetent do-it-yourselfer?

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    CoBass  over 13 years ago

    What is that thing below the hammer and to the left of the fork?

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