Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 12, 2011

Mmmm! Kokoretsi! Okay! I’ll take turns turning with you!

Another barbecue I WON’T be going to.

And don’t forget the hot sauce.

And by the way, whatever happened to those chitlins you promised?

My turn…all ready….I’m soooo grateful.

Again with that awful offal Opal?You should have never gone to ConstantinopleThat has got to be the weirdest tastePerhaps it, you forget to baste?Though you roast it on a spitI still say it tastes like ….Your taste buds are passing strangeCould it be you are derangedHow on earth can you eat that stuffAnd still say there’s not enough?For me, it’s haggis or a wienie roastOr even chipped beef on toastFor a meal that will make you fullThere’s nothing like the testicles of a bullPerhaps some scrambled brains and eggsThen go out and stretch your legsMaybe some hog jowls and black eyed peasAnd pass the chitlins if you pleaseBut the thought of some headcheeseMakes me weak in the kneesWith so many delicacies here at homeI don’t see why you have to roam.

The Charles Manson material on the blog reminded me that I have in my possession an order form that Richard “The Night Stalker” Ramirez once filled out in order to purchase BDSM porn through the mail. You can read the story of how I came to possess such a document here:http://tinyurl.com/3tl7cv6Be warned that the story contains adult language and themes.

κοκορέτσι has an honored place on my Banquet from Hell. As horrible as it sounds to the uninitiated, it’s really nothing more than Greek haggis.

have to admit that the new U-Comic overlords have an improved sense of humor… Frog, Pipgorn, Chickweed and others have meliorated enormously….

I can remember my grandmother stuffing sheep intestine with rice and ground lamb or beef. It tasted great, looked like a string of sausages. The nasty part was when she cleaned them out in the laundry sink in the basement, but as young boys my brother and I thought it was super-cool. Wow!! We’re eatin’ sheep guts!!

Is it just me, or does that lady look like Hillary?

yes , it does look like her a little bit ..and I tried eating goat once and my taste buds said it was offal

I will rotate your goat if you will stroke my horn.

Horny Goat Weed anyone?

Debra Winger/Julia Roberts?

It’s no coincidence that it’s pronounced “awful” – LOL!

body sox? i got stuck in a sleeping bag where i pulled it too tight with me insidei could only get two fingers out the hole where your head should be and had to crawl like a worm i could not use the hole for breathing and sticking out my fingers at the same timeit took me a half hour to crawl from one room to where i knew there were dull scissors to cut the sleeping bag open and another ten minutes to actually cut it and free myselfno,we had no phone at the timei have had a boring yet dangerous life

Fun. Makes me want to spit. I agree she looks a bit like Hillary in a cloche.

Rabbit, yeah, I love The Fortean Times! Hopefully Barnes and Noble won’t go out of business like Borders, ’cause I can still get it there. Thanks for reading my story!