Again with that awful offal Opal?You should have never gone to ConstantinopleThat has got to be the weirdest tastePerhaps it, you forget to baste?Though you roast it on a spitI still say it tastes like ….Your taste buds are passing strangeCould it be you are derangedHow on earth can you eat that stuffAnd still say there’s not enough?For me, it’s haggis or a wienie roastOr even chipped beef on toastFor a meal that will make you fullThere’s nothing like the testicles of a bullPerhaps some scrambled brains and eggsThen go out and stretch your legsMaybe some hog jowls and black eyed peasAnd pass the chitlins if you pleaseBut the thought of some headcheeseMakes me weak in the kneesWith so many delicacies here at homeI don’t see why you have to roam.
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I can remember my grandmother stuffing sheep intestine with rice and ground lamb or beef. It tasted great, looked like a string of sausages. The nasty part was when she cleaned them out in the laundry sink in the basement, but as young boys my brother and I thought it was super-cool. Wow!! We’re eatin’ sheep guts!!
body sox? i got stuck in a sleeping bag where i pulled it too tight with me insidei could only get two fingers out the hole where your head should be and had to crawl like a worm i could not use the hole for breathing and sticking out my fingers at the same timeit took me a half hour to crawl from one room to where i knew there were dull scissors to cut the sleeping bag open and another ten minutes to actually cut it and free myselfno,we had no phone at the timei have had a boring yet dangerous life
Rabbit, yeah, I love The Fortean Times! Hopefully Barnes and Noble won’t go out of business like Borders, ’cause I can still get it there. Thanks for reading my story!
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Mmmm! Kokoretsi! Okay! I’ll take turns turning with you!
aarken about 13 years ago
Another barbecue I WON’T be going to.
grapfhics about 13 years ago
And don’t forget the hot sauce.
grapfhics about 13 years ago
And by the way, whatever happened to those chitlins you promised?
lippone about 13 years ago
My turn…all ready….I’m soooo grateful.
wndrwrthg about 13 years ago
Again with that awful offal Opal?You should have never gone to ConstantinopleThat has got to be the weirdest tastePerhaps it, you forget to baste?Though you roast it on a spitI still say it tastes like ….Your taste buds are passing strangeCould it be you are derangedHow on earth can you eat that stuffAnd still say there’s not enough?For me, it’s haggis or a wienie roastOr even chipped beef on toastFor a meal that will make you fullThere’s nothing like the testicles of a bullPerhaps some scrambled brains and eggsThen go out and stretch your legsMaybe some hog jowls and black eyed peasAnd pass the chitlins if you pleaseBut the thought of some headcheeseMakes me weak in the kneesWith so many delicacies here at homeI don’t see why you have to roam.
FLIGHT SUIT about 13 years ago
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The Old Wolf about 13 years ago
κοκορέτσι has an honored place on my Banquet from Hell. As horrible as it sounds to the uninitiated, it’s really nothing more than Greek haggis.
Fred Kuechenmeister about 13 years ago
have to admit that the new U-Comic overlords have an improved sense of humor… Frog, Pipgorn, Chickweed and others have meliorated enormously….
Ray_C about 13 years ago
I can remember my grandmother stuffing sheep intestine with rice and ground lamb or beef. It tasted great, looked like a string of sausages. The nasty part was when she cleaned them out in the laundry sink in the basement, but as young boys my brother and I thought it was super-cool. Wow!! We’re eatin’ sheep guts!!
Ray_C about 13 years ago
Is it just me, or does that lady look like Hillary?
Timothyhayseed about 13 years ago
yes , it does look like her a little bit ..and I tried eating goat once and my taste buds said it was offal
cleokaya about 13 years ago
I will rotate your goat if you will stroke my horn.
LocoOwl about 13 years ago
Horny Goat Weed anyone?
Mactreker about 13 years ago
Debra Winger/Julia Roberts?
EricAlder about 13 years ago
It’s no coincidence that it’s pronounced “awful” – LOL!
trekkermint about 13 years ago
body sox? i got stuck in a sleeping bag where i pulled it too tight with me insidei could only get two fingers out the hole where your head should be and had to crawl like a worm i could not use the hole for breathing and sticking out my fingers at the same timeit took me a half hour to crawl from one room to where i knew there were dull scissors to cut the sleeping bag open and another ten minutes to actually cut it and free myselfno,we had no phone at the timei have had a boring yet dangerous life
Zaristerex about 13 years ago
Fun. Makes me want to spit. I agree she looks a bit like Hillary in a cloche.
FLIGHT SUIT about 13 years ago
Rabbit, yeah, I love The Fortean Times! Hopefully Barnes and Noble won’t go out of business like Borders, ’cause I can still get it there. Thanks for reading my story!