Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 23, 2011

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    hsawlrae  over 13 years ago

    Sometimes their mothers make the first mistake.

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    kreole  over 13 years ago

    Marrying the same woman twice is like putting sour milk back in the refrigerator, hoping it will be OK when you take it back out.

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    @Dogsniff and @ kreole, LOL.

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    Ain’t that the truth! That’s why I’m glad that I’m single.

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    tripwire45  over 13 years ago

    Absolutely true.

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    A man in love is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.

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    wicky  over 13 years ago

    I did not know what true happiness was until I got married……..then it was too late.

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    GalleyOar  over 13 years ago
    ♪ ♫ ♪ When I was single my pockets did jingle, Oh how I wish I were single again… ♪ ♫ ♪
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    demorodney  over 13 years ago

    Same as for those women who think they can change a man for the better once they’re married.

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    TexTech  over 13 years ago

    I had a co-worker once who did that and it didn’t.

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    jpsomebody  over 13 years ago

    The problem is simple. Women marry thinking he will change. Men marry thinking she won’t change.

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    Dtroutma  over 13 years ago

    Like anthony, 42 years married, don’t often fight, and spousal unit seems better at sulking, but not for long— it HAS been 42 years. But like in most male human activity the real problems seem to come when the “guys rule” rule takes the place of “common sense” which says, common ground is a better place to live.

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    cipactli77  over 13 years ago

    Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx

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    ububobu  over 13 years ago

    LOL everyone! Today’s comments would make a great anthology.

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    ububobu  over 13 years ago

    SUSAN: Two kinds of wood that don’t float. Petrified and Natalie.

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I am trying for the 3rd time. So far so good. She knows I will get in the RV and drive away and never say anything to her, ever again, if the going gets too rough.

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    gofinsc  over 13 years ago

    This was in the USA Today “Don’t Quote Me” game several days ago, attributed to Red Skelton. Since both have lead times, it must just be a coincidence.

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    AnotherFineMess  almost 3 years ago

    I’ve always wondered why people were writing to the editor of a newspaper for advice.

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