Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 31, 2011
Transcript:
scrappy lad: Hey, it's johnny olstein! man: Why am I here?? I'm not a sidekick!! Scrappy lad: Sure, you're super one's pal!! Man: But I don't fight anybody!! man: All I do is look like a goof, act helpless, get in trouble and get rescued!! scrappy lad: Dude, that's like, sidekick 101. man: Yeah, I don't see any breakouts happening soon...
ctsignguy about 13 years ago
Now, if we can get the Blunder Twins and that goofball monkey in here…
Airboy20 about 13 years ago
He’s basically a male damsel in distress (which might explain why he dressed up as a woman in the comics sometimes to go “undercover”).
freeholder1 about 13 years ago
true fans recall King Kirby’s New Gods stint in the late 60’s when he created the whole Darksied mythology, and ran Jimmy Olsen magazine where the red head acted like a real super hero type with all kinds of Iron Man gadgetry. Look it up some time.
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
Random thought: I’d like to read a story where Clark Kent gets tossed into County Lock-up on a contempt-of-court charge for refusing to reveal a confidential source, and he has to figure out a way to keep breaking in and out of jail whenever Superman needs to save Metropolis.
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
I think Johnny will be the first to break out… in a rash.