Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 03, 2011

Lousy aliens!

you should never drink while flying.

Hey! You careless @#$%& aliens! No drinking while driving! Do you know how much that kite cost?! (Neither do I.)

You realise, of course, that this means war.

They obviously didn’t read the orbiting “BEWARE OF LIO” signs.

The ad consul has a new slogan for anyone who enjoys being wasted while driving (especially teenagers). It’s “Stay Sober Or Get Pulled Over”! And trust me, the state patrols in both Georgia and South Carolina mean every word of it!

Why does Charlie have hair on his head? If he could speak in this strip, “Rats” or “Good Grief”?

Volar in abril, disparar en mayo………………… o algo así

They don’t want to invade. They’re just jerks.

Lio Brown?

Vengeance is a dangerous thing in the hands of Lio.

That’s worse than Charlie Brown’s kite eating tree.

Flamin’ Idiots !

Get Cybil.

Yeeeeeee-HAW!

Where’s a cop when you need one? They’re obviously DUI….

Mean :(

those dang teenagers from tau ceti are joy riding again

clearly these aren’t the guys from “take FAR out”….. those guys are Lio’s buddys….

Bad ETs BAD!!! No probing for you

i love how the alien has the nerve to look back and tease lio…

Kite Eating Tree 2.0. ;)

I’m guessing that ship’s the alien version of a Hummer.

Somehow I was thinking the DUI guy who took out my truck last winter was from another planet.