Close to Home by John McPherson for September 02, 2011

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    Hillbillyman  about 13 years ago

    In about three seconds your going to smell something a lot worse.

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    cdward  about 13 years ago

    Don’t worry, you won’t have to tell him again.

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    rw1h  about 13 years ago

    STEPHEN, QUICK, LEAN YOUR HEAD BACK AND EXHALE!!

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    Digital Frog  about 13 years ago

    Is Stephen her husband, boyfriend, or just a chum?

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    mrssaskfan  about 13 years ago

    “Just a chum” — Digital Frog, you are truly one of the great wits of punnery.

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    odeliasimone  about 13 years ago

    It ain’t MY breath, honey!

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    steelersneo  about 13 years ago

    Call me Ishmael

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    REDROCKER51  about 13 years ago

    HEY !!!! I GOT FISH BREATH TOO !!!!

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    James Hopkins  about 13 years ago

    I’ve never seen a whale look so happy.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  about 13 years ago

    “Stephen, have you been eating krill?!?”

    Stephen, just jump off of the raft and make a bee-line for the shore. And find a new honey.

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    cheap_day_return  about 13 years ago

    His name shoulda been Jonah

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    rgcviper  about 13 years ago

    “Tic Tac, Stephen?”[Lengthy pause]“Waaaait a second …”

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