Pickles by Brian Crane for August 30, 2011

Earl is so full of it sometimes.

That’s exactly right.

ROFL This is certainly a better excuse than being too short for your weight!

LOL again, do you all have an obesity advert on the right of your screen?

I have a “NovaSure” on the right side…..something about heavy periods……….

Ouch!!!

Will Twinkies, make me smarter?

Earl where do you come up with this stuff??? LOL

What a crock! Wait till the kid gets older!

works for me!

It’s not brains your full of, Earl.

I pointed to my niece’s tummy after dinner (she was about 3), and told her she must have had a really good meal because her tummy was so nice and round! She patted my “buddha belly” and told me she guessed I had REALLY enjoyed my supper!

Nelson will never grow up. He is a ink drawing. Just as Beetle Baily has spent the last 60 years in Basic Training.

First one ever made me laugh out load…

Good Stuff ! Recently retired, and only now im realizing why im getting smarter!!!

Earl is not bald – he’s just taller than his hair.

That brings on images I really would rather forget!

JoanHelen: No, it was an ad for FiOS … in Spanish!

Fortunately I stay away from all Wal-Marts.

Awwwww, LOL.

xxx

An inside plug for the http://www.peopleofwalmart.com site

Wal-Mart customers are fun to watch. Especially in the South. Formerly both my late husband and I worked for Wal-Mart. Most of the time as Greeters. We got to see them all. Crazy people.

How to tell you are in WalMart:!) All the carts are in every parking space and the cart corral is empty.2) The customers are all going out the entrance door and entering the Exit door.3) the stench of the bottle return greets you and, if yopu walk through that area, your soles stick to mthe floor.4) Half of everything on the shleves has been moved to another area of the store

5) You will meet someone you haven’t seen in months or years.6) Everything including the American flag will be made in China.6) No one who works there will know where anything is except Mable who has been there since the store opened.7) Someone with 90 items will be in the 20 items or less lane. Fifty cans of dog food counts as one item in WalMart logic.8) Someone you used to work with will be at the cashier’s station and will smile with a glassy look in their eyes and tell you how good things are there, all the while checking to see if anyone is listening.9) You’ll have to move a cart to put things in your car and get out of the lot, but you’ll also have to wait for someone next to you who has opened their passenger side door next to you driver’s side door and is having a conversation on their cell or the driver or their kid in the back of the van and will continue like that for five minutes despite seeing you standing there waiting for them.10) If you drive a car, two large SUVs will be parked next to you so you gave no idea what’s coming as you pull out.11) Somewhere in there, you will see a HUGE person riding a mobile cart complaining about people getting in THEIR way in the aisles. THAT’S the genius we’re talking about.

I always tell people that when I was little we were

so poor my belly swelled up from mal-nutrition, and,

I ’ve been trying to get it down ever since.

People who are fat enough to be offended already know they are fat – why be offended when it is the truth? I am not offended and I am fat.

im sure you did

Not all Walmart’s have McDonalds some have Subway.

I know this is suppose to be funny. I have a mom and an Aunt who is worse. Both are not fat Aunt has worse dementia then my mom. Took 3 weeks of work and food to get my mom to gain necessary 13 pounds. She was under 00 before surgery.

Wish it was simple. I guess my husband must be overly educated.