FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 13, 2011
September 12, 2011
September 14, 2011
Transcript:
Peter: How could they cut me from varsity football when I didn't even try out?! Was I that bad last year?! Was I that awful? Am I such a pariah that they want to be sure I'm not on the squad?! Who wants to be teamed up with a bunch of oversized psychos, anyway?! You know, there ARE alternatives. Peter: Who said that?
rayannina about 13 years ago
Uh-oh …
The Life I Draw Upon about 13 years ago
Watch out Faust.
kauri44 about 13 years ago
The Pee-Wee league?
NE1956 about 13 years ago
My guess is some sort of nerd. Or a Munchkin.
Doctor11 about 13 years ago
Actually, think of the guy who has a serious crush on Paige and keeps asking her out to EVERY school dance.
twj0729 about 13 years ago
Nope, It’s going to be waterboy! That will be funny when Peter screws that position up!
Stephen Gilberg about 13 years ago
Maybe it’s a little kid who snuck into the high school.
jkhandy about 13 years ago
It’s okay Peter, sports are for people without brains and big egos anyway. You are so much more than that.
bossyheifer about 13 years ago
I’ll bet it’s Morton Goldthwait!
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 13 years ago
I was more of a Chess Team/Anime Club/Retro Gaming Club guy. I like to do walking, situps, and non-team sports like swimming and martial arts.
rgcviper about 13 years ago
Ooh—I love cliffhangers!
vwdualnomand about 13 years ago
create or join a clan for call of duty
kfaatz925 about 13 years ago
I second the bet on Morton Goldthwait.