FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 13, 2011
September 12, 2011
September 14, 2011
Transcript:
Peter: How could they cut me from varsity football when I didn't even try out?! Was I that bad last year?! Was I that awful? Am I such a pariah that they want to be sure I'm not on the squad?! Who wants to be teamed up with a bunch of oversized psychos, anyway?! You know, there ARE alternatives. Peter: Who said that?
I second the bet on Morton Goldthwait.