Transcript:
Paige: Ugghh! Finally! It took cooping myself here in my room all night, but I finished it!
Jason: The book?
Paige: The first sentence.
Jason: I think Shakespeare may be my new favorite subject.
Paige: Oh, phooey. That's a comma, not a period.
tmt about 13 years ago
Poor Paige! Mr W.S. did like his sentences on the long side.
tripwire45 about 13 years ago
The bard is spinning in his grave.
Herb Thiel Premium Member about 13 years ago
If she’s like some of us who stuck with it she will start discovering the puns, sexual innuendos and terrific insults to sling at her brother that can make old Bill interesting to the teenage mind.
Doctor11 about 13 years ago
No cliff notes allowed since they don’t cover everything in the actual plays, which can be fun to read with others to do the other parts.
KEA about 13 years ago
Shakespeare is better heard than read.
Fan o’ Lio. about 13 years ago
@keaI agree, but the same can be said for about all plays.
Destiny23 about 13 years ago
My favourite edition of a Shakespeare play had his text on the left-hand page, and the English translation on the opposite page. The plays are so much more enjoyable when you have some idea what’s going on!
phoenixnyc about 13 years ago
Let’s not forget what happens when Paige discovers Antony and Cleopatra…particularly why her “servant” is not allowed to bring her “the reptile”!
bossyheifer about 13 years ago
I remember having a read a Henry James book in AP English and there was, no kidding, one sentence that, with commas, took up an ENTIRE PAGE. Uh, why is that even necessary?
Stephen Gilberg about 13 years ago
Pah. You want a really long sentence? Turn to William Faulkner.
sbwertz about 13 years ago
I hate to tell you this, Destiny, but Shakespeare IS written in English!
Fan o’ Lio. about 13 years ago
I think what Destiny meant was: Translated or explained in modern day English.
kab2rb about 13 years ago
I had Shakespeare in HS and I could not understand it. Saw in old Bill Cosby show and still did not understand it.
Miserichord about 13 years ago
James Joyce, Finnegan’s Wake.’nuf said.
beeblebrox46 about 13 years ago
I like Shakespeare and I am only 11 years old
doctorwho29 over 5 years ago
Ok no book is that hard…