FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 01, 2011

Ok, now I’m grossed out … glad the stomach is empty.

Just fill the end with crisco for the satisfying smack sound.

Wow, I’ve heard of turning the other cheek, but…..

I have an old strip, where Jason shoots Paige on the nose with a rubber cupped arrow, and she beats him up—broken arrow and his glasses go flying—cute. Maybe she learned from that episode.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but maybe he should put glue on them, so that way Paige won’t be as excited to have them hit her face.

This is so beneath Jason. He’s usually at least halfway clever in his shenanigans. And a cowboy theme? Leave that old hat (pun intended) to Dennis the Menace.

Yuck. Where does all the stuff from her pores GO?

That’s why I take herbs for my skin.

Suck it up, sucker!

That’s one way to make your stomach churn so early in the morning! Eeewwww.