FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 13, 2011
Transcript:
Jason: I'm looking for a special Christmas gift for my parents. It has to send a strong and heartfelt message. Man: Of love? Of devotion? Of caring? Jason: Of my need for a bigger allowance. Do you sell watch or ring boxes filled with, say, dirt? Man: Have you tried our competitors? Please?
NE1956 almost 13 years ago
Jason Fox — aka Son of a Grinch.
The Life I Draw Upon almost 13 years ago
Self centered, but profoundly sincere.
Slam Dragon almost 13 years ago
Smart alek.
tnazar almost 13 years ago
Practicing to be a CEO.
Doctor11 almost 13 years ago
I foresee a lot of coal in Jason’s future.
chess18 almost 13 years ago
America’s foundation: competition. It takes but one youth to change it all!!!
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 13 years ago
Why not just get them fruitcakes and kitten calendars if you’re that stingy and uncreative?