FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 13, 2011
December 12, 2011
December 14, 2011
Transcript:
Jason: I'm looking for a special Christmas gift for my parents. It has to send a strong and heartfelt message. Man: Of love? Of devotion? Of caring? Jason: Of my need for a bigger allowance. Do you sell watch or ring boxes filled with, say, dirt? Man: Have you tried our competitors? Please?
Why not just get them fruitcakes and kitten calendars if you’re that stingy and uncreative?