Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 15, 2011
September 14, 2011
September 16, 2011
Transcript:
Boy: Dad, when somebody says to go South or North or whatever, how do you know what direction that is? Man: You don't. You just ask if it's a left or a right. Boy: So why do they have North, South, East and West? Man: Just to confuse us, son.
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tis4kis over 13 years ago
No… that why we have men…
pksampso over 13 years ago
My father had a built in compass. It used to annoy the hell out of me, mostly because I was born lost and stayed that way.
cdward over 13 years ago
I practice holistic navigation. Never worry about north or south… just picture in your mind where you want to go and start walking (or driving). However long it takes you to get there is the right amount of time, and wherever you go & whatever you see along the way is exactly where you were supposed to go & what you were supposed to see. At least that’s what I told my folks when I was a kid and got home late.
celeconecca over 13 years ago
NEVER give me N-S-W-E directions. ONLY tell me L or R. I will still get lost but not as hopelessly.
momazilla over 13 years ago
You are not lost, just taking an alternitive route.
hippogriff over 13 years ago
Not lost – just temporarily befuddled for three or four days.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
No good on freeways. Almost all of the exits are on the right, whether you want to head north or south…
burleigh2 over 13 years ago
No, it’s to make Boy Scouts look smarter!!
REDROCKER51 over 13 years ago
okay…let’s try this one more time……Down= South……Up= North…..Out= West….Back= East….GOT IT ???
Koolfunkygrrl over 13 years ago
The dad is probably saying that because he doesn’t know which way is up or down or whatever.