Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 04, 2011
Transcript:
Satchel: Hmm... I wonder why the sky is blue... Bucky: Satchel. Satchel. Satchel. There are some questions we can never know the answer to... Are we alone in the universe? Why do british people sing with an american accent? ...would a bear still dump in the woods if he had access to proper sanitary facilities? ...If a tree falls in the woods, how many liberals would it take to fund the therapy for all the trees around it? ...Is the pope's hat actually funny, or is it just ironic? And the biggie: If a bear tries to dump in the woods but a tree falls on him with no one around, is the pope's hat still funny? Satchel: No. Why is the sky blue now? It was supposed to rain. Bucky: Oh. I dunno. Wind or something. Stupid question.
Arianne over 13 years ago
Oh, my goodness, you guys… my husband and I just finished watching the movie “Dean Spanley” about an hour ago, just before I logged on here. It was so funny, touching and beautiful!!! It was partially about a dog’s take on the world, and Satch looking at the sky reminds me of the movie’s explanation of why domestic dogs bark at the moon. I know this isn’t the proper forum for recommending a movie, but I hope that any dog lover would want to see it. (It’s really about so much more than dogs, as well.) “Dean Spanley”… if you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor. I haven’t been so impressed in a long time!
Arianne over 13 years ago
Now, back to the subject at hand. ( At paw?) What a classic gem! Brother Bucky the SuppliCat, eyes towards the heavens, paws outstretched, pondering the unknowable mysteries of this world. ~ As M*A*S*H’s Father Mulcahy might have said, “Jocularity! Jocularity!” ~~ Kudos, Mr. Conley!!!
firstclass1 over 13 years ago
“If a tree falls in the woods…” – Priceless!
Jackami over 13 years ago
I think you’ll find, Bucky, that it is you Americans who sing like us Brits.
llong65 over 13 years ago
why is the sky blue????….i thought dogs see only black and white
daphilli over 13 years ago
You’re thinking of zebras
Knightman Premium Member over 13 years ago
Not all bears go in the woods. Like the old joke "Do all bears go in the woods.: Answer: Not a Polar Bear!
thewoodman1 over 13 years ago
funny
DavidMac over 13 years ago
The meaning of life is obviously “42”, UNLESS the sky is blue.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
“Because the sky is blue, it makes me cry.” – The Beatles
MelvinLott over 13 years ago
Of course, dumping on Mohammedans isn’t hate speech but snickering at the pope is. God, I love irony
spirit2002 over 13 years ago
If a Republican is in the forest alone & speaks, are they still lying?!
queen0316 over 13 years ago
OK, as a liberal and an American I know I’m supposed to be offended by the"how many liberals would it take to fund the therapy for all the trees around it" line but I can’t be. It’s just too funny!
sewnmachine over 13 years ago
Oh how right you are!
UMaDOS over 13 years ago
I’ve seen this before. Is darby retired and re-running strips?
McGehee over 13 years ago
It’s pretty complicated, but it has to do with oxygen.
George Arnold over 13 years ago
Inquiring minds want to know.
Hunter7 over 13 years ago
Bucky waxes all philosophical when all Satchel wanted was a weather update. And here I thought Satch was asking a science question and was going to tell him all about the blue pixie dust……
Zaristerex over 13 years ago
I listen to a lot of European music sung in English; pretty much all Europeans seem to sing in an American accent!
ghostrider98 over 13 years ago
funny stuff!
masseydvt over 13 years ago
Elton John was asked why British singers didn’t have British accents. He said it was basically because Elvis didn’t have a British accent and as kids, they were trying to sound like him.
alviebird over 13 years ago
True. But when you keep breaking up wavelengths of all sizes, by various means, you wind up with a prevalence of the shortest ones.
Blossoming over 13 years ago
Loving the “pope’s hat being ironic…”, Bucky doesn’t know the word “iconic”, so he thinks it’s just meant to be funny…Now, I am a little saddened by the whole “liberals” thinking that the neighboring trees need “therapy”. I think that Darby is leaving open his political stance on this one, a little vague, I’m confused… Is he slighting liberals? or is Bucky slighting liberals? Inquiring minds want to know… :)
adamsdc over 13 years ago
there would be no liberals to fund the therapy since they’d be too busy hugging the trees.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Hope that was a joke, bird —
You can’t break light into shorter wavelengths, like bits of spiral spaghetti!
It still “bends” at the same intervals, so the wavelength stays the same, no matter the overall length of the scattered rays!
Simply put, the sky is blue cos blue light, being of almost the smallest wavelength, is easily absorbed and scattered by atmospheric gases, so it comes at us from all directions, while other colors go straight past as almost white beams.
It’s called Rayleigh scattering.
Interestingly, to me, anyway, violet light has the shortest wavelength, so the sky “ought” to be purple.
But there is less violet light than blue in the mixed light from the sun, and, also, the nature of our color vision causes our eyes to respond more to blue.
Too complicated to explain here, considering that this is already more than anyone wanted to know, even Satchel. LOL
Hunter7 over 13 years ago
That’s why I opted for the blue pixie dust explanation. Shorter.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Hunter — and more accurate.
Pro-Lick over 13 years ago
@spirit2002 it’s times like this that I wish I could link to comments on here.To everyone else, you really can’t enjoy this to its fullest without having watched some of the Colbert Report bear episodes.
vwdualnomand over 13 years ago
don’t say rain to the east coast.
NorthernRaven over 13 years ago
Oh Gawd, this one cracked me up! Best belly laugh I’ve had in a long time – thanks!
Stupendous Man!!! over 4 years ago
The sky is blue. No clouds. There is likely an area of high pressure very near. The wind will be low for a short time.