Pickles by Brian Crane for September 12, 2011

You should respect Earl better Nelson even if hedoesn’t make sense most of the time.

Sometimes it ain’t so hot to be cool.

Gee, where I grew up all adults were either sir or ma’am.

It use to be discipline, Now it’s child abuse ???

I recommend you call him, “Pops” or the “Old Man” is always good.

Mine call me “PaPa”

Try that on Opal, Nelson.

It’s really hard to be cool around here….dog. Chomp

Maybe Bropa? Granbro?

Expressions are one thing, titles are another.

The best way to be cool is to stand in front of the A/C.

Awwwwwwwww!

xxx

Hey Nelson, try “Ofart”… he responds nicely to that.

GRANPA’S AREN’T COOL, THEY JUST SMELL THAT WAY

Nelson should try ‘Grampy’….or ‘Grumpy’ which Earl is sometimes….lol

You can call me Ray or, you can call me Jay..or,

you can call me Ray Jay…but you doesn’t have

to call me Johnson ! (comedian Bill Saluga)

Wow. Sirbro?

Do I see another Zits strip in the early stages?

Gosh, I refer to anyone whose name I don’t know as “sir” or “ma’am.”

the shortening of the English language, let’s see is there a name for that, i think there is. i just recently started saying “vacay” instead of vacation.