Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for September 14, 2011

Uh-oh. It’s beginning already. This thing doesn’t waste time.

Save us Doug!

That’s one small step for an evil toy robot, one giant leap for Doug.

Is that thing suggesting that those bent on World Domination are too ignorant to know the difference between a circle and a square?

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I’m not arguing, I’m just asking. :)

Simon says.

shall we play a game? How about global thermonuclear war?

But that wasn’t even the circle! You’d think he’d want someone with basic geometrical identification skills.

But… that was the square… :-(

If you’re going to take over the world, you want to weed out the people who won’t blindly accept orders. Those you want as your minions.

“It’s the end of the world as we know it…”

These two ought to talk to Pinky and the Brain …

destrwoy! Destrwoy! What would Kirk say? “I submit to you, world dominance is not logical. The drain on resources, the lack of funding. Having to convince the illogical humans you mean them no harm. Its not logical.” spark*sputter**whine*boom!