Your new pacemaker comes with 50 million free beats! You can buy additional beats at pulsemore.com.
Per Cox: “Sorry, the website www.pulsemore.com cannot be found” Well, I’m disappointed. Guess I’ll start eating well after all.
“…but wait……..there’s more!!! "
So, if I lay around like a couch potato and don’t exert myself, my heart will beat slower and this pacemaker will last longer.
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Blessed are the pacemakers, they make tacos taste so much better…
5,000 would have been funnier.
Lmbo!
Maybe its an editorial cartoon about US health care trends…
That’s only about enough to last a bit over 16 months. And what about the warranty???
I think I’d be thinking about that additional package after 495 days. (At an average of 70 beats per min. it comes out to 496 days)
Hahahaha!
Someone will hack it and make it beat like their favorite drum solo.
August 21, 2015
RogueSymmetry about 13 years ago
Per Cox: “Sorry, the website www.pulsemore.com cannot be found” Well, I’m disappointed. Guess I’ll start eating well after all.
StelBel about 13 years ago
“…but wait……..there’s more!!! "
alan.gurka about 13 years ago
So, if I lay around like a couch potato and don’t exert myself, my heart will beat slower and this pacemaker will last longer.
toni04 about 13 years ago
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Digital Frog about 13 years ago
Blessed are the pacemakers, they make tacos taste so much better…
Oxnate about 13 years ago
5,000 would have been funnier.
redarmrest about 13 years ago
Lmbo!
Concretionist about 13 years ago
Maybe its an editorial cartoon about US health care trends…
littlejeff about 13 years ago
That’s only about enough to last a bit over 16 months. And what about the warranty???
teddyr about 13 years ago
I think I’d be thinking about that additional package after 495 days. (At an average of 70 beats per min. it comes out to 496 days)
insight2881 about 13 years ago
Hahahaha!
Someone will hack it and make it beat like their favorite drum solo.