Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 20, 2011

You got that right, sister :D

They get grey hair, wrinkles … and they’re BETTER looking !?! MOTHER Nature my Aunt Fanny!

Plus, we get to marry the good looking ones!

Yes, I know what you’re thinking, but isn’t it true even then?

Sorry, Janis, you just have to decide not be sucked in by the cosmetics industry. Don’t paint your face at all!

I was married to a cute one for six years, she was in her 20’s and I was in my 50’s. They taste much better than the old, dried out ones. LOL

Hamburger Helper potato stroganoff. Eggnog flavored instant breakfast. They quit making lots of my favorites.

It still being sold. It could be that the place where ChukLitl bought it from no longer carries it.

Ben and Jerry’s cut out their Kaberry Kaboom! It was great! It had fruit and sherbet! It was the only one that didn’t have chocolate! Sniff!

What happened to my BEER?

Try the after shave or deodorant. That works.

uhhhhh, jockstrap. Can’t imagine what I would do without my favorite ‘Bike’ jockstrap

Yes, we are…. and the world is our urinal.

@Plods-yeah I’ve noticed that about guys!

Next closest grocer is a 50 mile round trip, it’s not that good.

Wait a minute I never even see you wear lipstick before Janis.

I was disappointed when they stopped making taco Doritos. But now they’re back and I buy them all the time. Perhaps Janis’s lifpstick will reappear on the shelves.

Is it true Old Style Beer will not be sold at Wrigley Field any more?

I use “new” razors, but I still prefer “soap & brush”. But it is getting harder to find the soap cakes, I always used Barbasol, but the store stopped carrying it, then I checked their website and found they stopped making it.

It is those discount cards. They know your favorites, so they stop making them. I have a whole long list of them and every time they start bragging about how that nosiness “helps us serve you better”, I drag it out and discuss it with the manager. That it hasn’t helped is proof of malice. And, whmill, there is only one item on it that is available at another store – which has its own list.

I miss Muguet des Bois cologne by Coty. I still remember when my parents told my sister and me they were going to buy us our first perfume for our very own.We were so tickled! I gave it to my girls for their first perfume, too. Still have their last bottle with just a drop left in it, stashed at the bottom of the my sock drawer. Every now and then, I’ll take a whiff of those liquid lilies of the valley, so sweet!

Shampoo use is over rated. … Sodium Laurel sulfate is actually creating Hair loss issues, not solving it! bar soap is great! Apple Cider Vinegar is great! Baking Soda is great! Don’t bow down to consumerism!I’m ~ ~ kind of Vegan~ ~ ~. Good thing they never stop selling my favorite vegetables! ; P

stopped making your favorit charcoal

Beer?

Or what if Jimmy couldn’t get his favorite pen nibs???