Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2011

That’s not just a list Pig. It’s also a schedule, now stop standing around whining, and get to work.

Luann the same theme

I make the list or I made the list.

Sweet, naive and gullible Pig! What would Rat do without you to pick on?

By the time that dumb Pig adds on # 51, Rat will probably think up more chores for the list.

I’m hoping Rat gets another comeuppance soon, preferably at the hands of Pig.

Does the list mention that Rat makes the list?If not, Pig should add that he(Pig) gets to make it next. He won’t, but he should.

I never noticed that Rat’s a southpaw.

Rat is so lazy, but he will find another highly detailed and worded excuse for it if you tell him that.

Rat’s “Pig” list is a lousy idea.

Hey, he had to write more than just Pig 50 times….the chores also…..

sounds like my list at home on the fridge….

Why write “Pig” 50 times? Put it in a spreadsheet and hit “fill down”.

He’s not your slave Rat!

Poor Pig!

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If Pig had a mind he’d just jump on rat right then.

Rat’s Rule Nº 12: Never put off ’til tomorrow what you can get someone else to do today.

You seriously think pig is going to do all that work?

Hey! Pig should say… “I have an idea: You clean toilets while I’m off shopping. Then, to make things even, I’ll take a bath while you run errands! Doesn’t THAT sound fair???”

Okay, I know it’s not really original but it WOULD fit this situation, don’t you think? :-)

Okay, Rat! So you made the list. Big freakin’ deal!!! Did you check it twice? :-)

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Corporate and Working Class… ahh the parodys!

Rat said his writing hand is his left but later uses his right.

It seems everyone freaks out about spelling mitsakes in everyone’s comment.

so rat is left handed? he is looking at his left hand while saying ‘massage rats writing hand’