at FINKD…………… in this 1962 storylines, supposedly Tarzan is not hitched, as it was just months after Nurse Naomi made a move for Tarzan, and Tarzan never told Naomi, “sorry, I am married to my Jane” , that is why I prefer the Sunday ones, with Jane in it
It was a rough night in the SoCal “jungle” last night, good AM to you as well, Bwana Quartermain! As I said, the foursome coming together had disasterous results for sultry Serena (you don’t suppose she was a virgin, do you?), and her monkey-faced lecherous stalker Judge Eric Brand. Let’s not forget the poor eunuch who gave his miserable life for that she-viper. Now that the poaching ring has been smashed, Crispy the back-shooter, and our hero can return to the bush (obviously not Serena’s) for more “fun” and adventure. Close call for Tarzan this time around…..I mean almost having Serena savage him! Eh, wat?
If it was all Tarzan’s fault, why didn’t the judge shoot him second, after Asim Metric? Then he could forgive Serena, she would see that he’s a “real man” after all, and the judge could finally get what he wanted. Of course, Crisp would still mess it up, but at least the judge would have acted logically. But then, of course, we’d have to change the name of the strip from “Tarzan” to “Mr. Crisp”. That would probably lose them a few readers.
Wait a minute! The police, regardless of Judge Brand, already want these two for murder, and now they’ve killed the judge. Surely they’ll have a little explaining to do (unless they sneak back to the jungle really, really fast).
wiselad almost 13 years ago
just in time to save Tarzan, but not Serena
wiselad almost 13 years ago
at FINKD…………… in this 1962 storylines, supposedly Tarzan is not hitched, as it was just months after Nurse Naomi made a move for Tarzan, and Tarzan never told Naomi, “sorry, I am married to my Jane” , that is why I prefer the Sunday ones, with Jane in it
AnonymousUser almost 13 years ago
Sorry but this is a tad too mildly obviously convenient in tying up loose ends.
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
Tarzan wasn’t very heroic this time around. On the other hand, that allowed both Serena and the Judge to meet untimely ends.
swlabr123 almost 13 years ago
Who says Serena’s dead? Shot, sure. But I bet she sticks around just long enough to deliver a quick little speech as to her love for Tarzan!
quartermain almost 13 years ago
let’s face it, this was not one of Tarzan’s great moments—hopefully The Jungle awaits and adventure lies ahead.Good morning sleepy Katman.
profkatz almost 13 years ago
It was a rough night in the SoCal “jungle” last night, good AM to you as well, Bwana Quartermain! As I said, the foursome coming together had disasterous results for sultry Serena (you don’t suppose she was a virgin, do you?), and her monkey-faced lecherous stalker Judge Eric Brand. Let’s not forget the poor eunuch who gave his miserable life for that she-viper. Now that the poaching ring has been smashed, Crispy the back-shooter, and our hero can return to the bush (obviously not Serena’s) for more “fun” and adventure. Close call for Tarzan this time around…..I mean almost having Serena savage him! Eh, wat?
bmckee almost 13 years ago
save the world!!
Ray_C almost 13 years ago
If it was all Tarzan’s fault, why didn’t the judge shoot him second, after Asim Metric? Then he could forgive Serena, she would see that he’s a “real man” after all, and the judge could finally get what he wanted. Of course, Crisp would still mess it up, but at least the judge would have acted logically. But then, of course, we’d have to change the name of the strip from “Tarzan” to “Mr. Crisp”. That would probably lose them a few readers.
brickhouse almost 13 years ago
Guns solve problems?
snugharborman-catalog almost 13 years ago
Wait a minute! The police, regardless of Judge Brand, already want these two for murder, and now they’ve killed the judge. Surely they’ll have a little explaining to do (unless they sneak back to the jungle really, really fast).
quartermain almost 13 years ago
Thanks—Will do.
profkatz almost 13 years ago
Actually three corpses—-all very dead of corpse~!