F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 29, 2011

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    RogueSymmetry  about 13 years ago

    Oh Billy has a wonderful life ahead of him. Perhaps in government…

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    le-roy  about 13 years ago

    No, wait, Billy, dolphins ARE fish, it’s sharks that are reptiles.

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    konradh  about 13 years ago

    I see this happen all the time—and the wrongest are always the loudest.

    Related note: just returned from Disney. Two often heard dumb questions:1-What time is the 3:00 parade?2-All I see are “Guest Entrances.” Where do you go in if you paid for your ticket?

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    bamboodan  about 13 years ago

    Konrad – got that beat. I go in Disney with my service dog, Amy. She’s a Newfie. From the time we’re in the very first line, people start lining up to pet/get their photo taken with the dog, assuming she is an attraction. The mrs gets a bit peeved, but Amy handles it with aplomb. But the folks at Disney never give us a free ticket for being cast-members. :- (

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    burleigh2  about 13 years ago

    That certainly DOES earn him an F- ;-)

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 13 years ago

    No one’s noted how he has reptile dysfunction?

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    josh_bisbee  about 13 years ago

    www.notalwaysright.com

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    hippogriff  about 13 years ago

    Porpoises are part of the toothed whales (only the sperm whale is huge). Dolphins are imprecise, being applied to porpoises, dorado (fish), and stout poles in the water marking a channel.

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    Proginoskes  about 13 years ago

    Do you think people can tell my abs are implants?

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   about 13 years ago

    wow… is that an ugly mother… or just a bystander with a bad mullet…?

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    rangerboymark  about 13 years ago

    My uncles did this kind of stuff to their little sister on purpose. “D-O-G spells cat.” She is actually a really smart adult now and has a great sense of humor.

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    hippogriff  about 13 years ago

    ranger: That is child abuse! If you can survive that, you have to turn out well.

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    tegm  about 13 years ago

    They’re actually birds.

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    slewdledo  about 13 years ago

    uhm, Dolphins are a mammal. A marine mammal like whales.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin

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    Chief Inspector   over 5 years ago

    That dad is a go-comics subscriber

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    Ukko wilko  over 5 years ago

    We’v all met them: often in error, never in doubt.

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    ericbutts74  over 5 years ago

    Cause of that misinformation, Billy’s going to searching for a porpoise in life.

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    #Animals 4life   over 5 years ago

    wow that kids dad just made the name reptiles for dolphins like really how nice for his dad to say that

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    eric43salinas  over 5 years ago

    Dolphins are ichthyosaurs.

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    orinoco womble  over 5 years ago

    A friend of mine is a biology professor. Her 11 yr old daughter came home from school one day and said, “Mom, you have to go see my teacher tomorrow. I got in trouble because I told her bats are mammals.” “So? That’s what they are. Why did you get in trouble for that?” “Because she swears they’re birds.” “That’s not funny!” “No, mom, it’s true though.”

    And it was. The teacher was convinced that bats are birds, and became very angry when my friend’s daughter insisted they are mammals.

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    ifelden  over 5 years ago

    the better line would be ’mr know-it-all-wrong"

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