B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 26, 2011

So. Go ahead. Say something in shorthand.

my mom used to write in short hand

Yes, and my shirts give new meaning to ‘short sleeves’.

and short-arm-ed too.

I guess his teeth made up for the lack of arms.

He could be a pass receiver for the Bears.

Give him a badge & he can be the short arm of the law.

Would have been funnier if it had been “I see you’re certified to bear small arms” He doesn’t have short hands!

I hope he’s not applying for a hotel houskeeping job, every bed will end up short sheeted.

Oh man, the original was as bad as your folks jokes! STOP! :P

Tennis elbow will only be a minor problem.

Another GROANER in the land of BC

I have a degree in dyslexic. I see mirror like and that JOBS guy looks like he has a degree in BSOnJob

He’s just over-tall for the job at hand.

I would say he has a leg up on his competition.

Watch that he doesn’t end up being Godzilla!

Betcha his name is Gregg.

@ Plods: Brutally funny!! :—-))