Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 04, 2011
Transcript:
Satchel: You killed a tiny bat for its wings?! Bucky: No, that would have killed its powers. This bat died of old age, and by wearing its wings, I inherit its powers. Satchel: Couldn't you have found a bigger dead bat to wear? Bucky: Satchel, a bat's power is not in its size. Its power is mystical! Satchel: But if you wanted to be more powerful, couldn't you have harnessed the mystical power of, say, a hammer? Bucky: you can't wear a hammer, dum-dum. Now help me put this bat on.
Ida No about 13 years ago
To get it’s powers you’re supposed to eat its raw, still-pumping heart. Now, you’ll just get its old age. Or rabies. Or both.
quickly24 about 13 years ago
oh, go hang upside down bucky.
doc white about 13 years ago
All fuzzy is good for is, cat gut.
zero about 13 years ago
Bucky, you are all ready extremely batty…
ferreter about 13 years ago
Nathan Fillion already has dibs on the Captain Hammer thing anyway. Bucky would never top him.
doublepaw about 13 years ago
Get ready for “Bucky at Bat”.
JorgeLarre about 13 years ago
Satchel is right, Bucky: a hammer is more powerful than a bat. Webster will confirm it…
inshadowz about 13 years ago
That bat outfit is gonna be a tight fit, innit. With any luck Bucky won’t be able to move at all ;)
inshadowz about 13 years ago
So this rules out the chances of a remake of a Beatles song then? “♪♫ Bang! Bang! Bucky’s silver hammer came down upon his head ♪♫” would’ve been so cool! But yeah, I guess it’s safer without.
CindyWoo about 13 years ago
It make might a nice barrette, ala’ Satchel’s ear bone. But, sadly, it do look too small for the kitty. Perhaps, Fungo will swoop in while Bucky’s back is turned and make a new necklace! It would be kind of cool next to the fang……..
tegm about 13 years ago
no, it’s the size. It’s always the size.
rolleg about 13 years ago
Can’t wait to see Satchel putting those wings on Bucky.Anyway, he should have checked out the company’s return policy.
GypsyWoman about 13 years ago
I like bats…when they are outside. We have many of them around the yard at night. However, in our previous house, no matter what we did, we always had at least two bats make it into the house during the summer. Nothing like waking up at night knowing something is flying around the bedroom. Then spend half the night trying to get it outside again. CREEPY!
Devils Knight about 13 years ago
wait so does this mean that if Bucky wears a seeing eye dog he will be physic
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
Typical cat. Playing with a rodent.
But scarey – Bucky making sense. Of course size doesn’t matter when it comes to super powers!
761st about 13 years ago
Carly Simon had a song about bats, believe it or not!
Varnes about 13 years ago
I get bats in my house every once in a while. My cat just thinks of them as flying mice and goes after them……..
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
Satch should show Bucky how to wear a hammer…POW!
Classic Fuzzy from about 5 years ago had Rob walk in and Bucky’s standing there with a hammer in hand and half the wall torn down. Bucky says, “I had my A Game going.” One of the funniest Fuzzy’s ever.
CuproFun about 13 years ago
Satchel—hammer that bat onto Bucky’s head!
Veridian about 13 years ago
" Whosoever finds this Hammer, If he be Worthy, shall possess the Powers of THOR.." Apparently only Doctor Toon and Myself got Satchels rather Subtle reference to Marvels latest offering of Pop Culture….. Either THAT or I’m just an Avengers Geek! :-)
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
I have your avatar on my phone. Shared it with everyone at work. Most fell off their chairs laughing. Both the dog & cat people. I Love It!
Stupendous Man!!! over 4 years ago
You cant wear a bat