Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 25, 2011
September 24, 2011
September 26, 2011
Transcript:
Guy: Sigh Ralph: Hey, no leapfrogging in the buffet line! Guy: Why not? I only want a cucumber! Ralph: Wait your turn! Guy: But if you want a little bit of everything, and I only want a cucumber, why should I have to wait behind you?? Ralph: Because it's buffet etiquette! Norman: Cut him some slack, Dad. Few human beings have had as much buffet experience as you! Ralph: Get back in line!!
AnonymousUser over 13 years ago
The time it takes for one to complain about etiquette is the same time that could have been used for putting food in your mouth.
iced tea over 13 years ago
Chill out, Ralph!
steelersneo over 13 years ago
To Paraphrase MC Hammer
Do what you wanna do, say what you wanna say Live how you wanna live, play how you wanna play Dance how you wanna dance
The Life I Draw Upon over 13 years ago
You want to complain, complain about the person in front of you that picks out all the good stuff from the dish and leaves you the scraps. Grrrr