The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 04, 2011

Does it cover acts of Paul Bunyan?

Policy never covers the damage you had.

That’s painful.

Yeah, sorry about that, Finkleman.

Reminds me of the cartoon with Porky Pig as the homeowner and Daffy Duck as the insurance salesman, where he finally irritates Porky into buying an accident policy that pays $1,000,000 for a black eye. Of course, disaster strikes immediately after and Daffy launches into all the whomsoevers and wheretofores… on a certain date, in a certain 5 minute window, and so on.

Nice synopsis on Wikipedia:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool_Coverage

Perfect for a day where I’ve had a splitting headache.

Nothing in the policy for a neighbor who has an axe to grind?

I know I about fell out of my chair when I found out a new window for the frontroom was $903. I can imagine it would be pretty expensive when it is an axe of God. LOL

If you liked the Axe Of God then check out God’s Pliers at http://www.streetviewfun.com/2010/gods-pliers/

But on the bright side, the person still in the house has a valid life insurance claim.

If you have a good plan, enventually you have to hatchet

I think it’s God’s way of saying “It’s time for a split-level Finkelman”

If Mr. Finkleman’s first name is Job, so that the Devil made God do it, does that make a difference?

He should have expected it when Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John bought the four houses just up the street from him and that couple from Rome bought the house on the other side…

I thought Mr. F was a Thor-head but that wood hve been a hammer instead ….☻

@bbadenov re: alligator comic comment from yesterday . . .lol . . . you are correct, I forgot that one!Larson had a number of ‘variations on the theme’ . . .

LOL! Ouch! LOL!

A house divided cannot stand.

How about hammer of Thor?

CAn I get a policy for bad puns?

No, it was thrown by Ed Ames demonstrating his “Mingo” abilities.

I’ve been collecting Insurance related toons for 25 years being in the industry. Larson did a couple of classics. This one just made the list. Hilarious.

Axe me no questions … and I’ll leave your house alone.

It sure is a cutting edge policy.

Great…one more thing….

BWHAhahahaha!