The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 07, 2011

Comes with both sets of keys… one for winding, and one for ignition…?

Well, it looks a little funny to me.

I want one but “she who must be obayed” said no. Said That even if we could get in it,we would have to take turnes at breathing. Still want one.

Car dealers are clowns.

Smart Cars are Dumb.

I’ve seen a Smart Car driving around with a wind up key attached to the back end. Love it.

I see Smart Car is recycling all the old Beetle jokes. I was asked where the wind-up key was; I replied, “It doesn’t have one, it uses two D batteries.” In Dallas, I was challenged to race. I said, “Sure, here to San Antonio on ten gallons of gas.” As Baden-Powel said, “Be prepared.”

Imageine what the bigger models can hold.

Maybe it’s bigger on the inside than the outside. Time for a test drive.

Folks, look up “Canta LX.” Now THAT is a tiny car.

Jon Arbuckle would like this car. Did you see his bow-tie today?

I just wonder what the name is of that tiny luggage-sized car was that Cousin Itt drove in the Addams Family movie… I think it is the same one Sam Lowery drove in “Brazil”. If they were any tinier, you’d have to buy two… “Left” and “Right”!

I think the salesman should stop clowning around.

Their names must be Cooper and the car is a MIni…..Mini Cooper oy vey!