Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 08, 2011

I love curly fries, to throw, and to eat.

I like ’em spicy.

Why waste perfectly tasty curly fries on throwing, when a loud raspberry will suffice? Just let your sock-puppet fend for itself.

I have numerous sock puppets expressing my views for me on the Internet.

I’m sure Jeff Dunham would agree….

That Gloria Balsam song, “Fluffy,” was truly painful. It’s best enjoyed, however, when you can actually watch her singing it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WehN8X_VkE

My hand puppet keeps stealing all of my curly fries.

Lauren Bacall has a come hither look that stirs my lecherous nature.

3hour – You definitely deserve some kind of award for that perfectly perspicacious post! I particularly liked the subtle sarcasm of the evocation of “Hi & Lois.”

Well done, sir! My comics-reading Groucho glasses are off to you!

The Frog Blog photo of the little brown and white kitten all curled up-with an apple on top-was adorable. We had a cat with those colors so we named him Caramel Sundae and called him Carmie for short. He was such a sweet little cat.

Leaving on a trip Monday for 8 days… won’t have any time to read Frog Applause or Frog Blog. Whatever will I do without my daily fix of weirdness? I know… I’ll sit in the middle of the floor and cry.

Apologies to Bill Watterson

This is so, so lame! Me without curly fries to throw and my sock puppet is int the wash.

I think it’s neat that you replied to yourself, A Scented Flower. The inability to edit our comments stinks.

Be careful of the carful of curly fries.