Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 19, 2011

Ishy’s right, bad choice.

A new role, Professor Ishy

In about a minute, Lio’s going to be wishing he’d used make-up adhesive instead of epoxy to stick that shrimp on.

IT won’t work.

The face-sucking alien never was a very popular look, or even no-look. More like “no luck,” in fact. Ishy is right again (third day in a row).

I once toured the Kenner facility and they showed me the area where they made the Alien action figures. There they were – row upon row of teddy bears with little face huggers…

So many replies, and none would get past censorbot.

not ANGRY BIRDS that game is soo overrated.

Couldn’t someone make these masks, and just have the eyes match up to where the wearer’s eyes are? Mark needs a patent attorney!

In 48 hours, he’s going to have a REALLY cool (as in, GROSS) ‘costume’!! (He’ll also be dead…)

Parents be warned. Try using papier-mache masks and head gear.

Lio’s going to be sick to his stomach of that outfit pretty soon.

He was better off just getting the chestburster costume they sell online…

Does that come with a little garlic butter?

lolz.

“I’m going as a homicidal maniac. They look like everyone else.” Wednesday Addams.

Hmm, how about a zombie Justin Bieber?

Sans face, no one can hear you scream.

isn’t that face sucky thing the alien from alien vs predators???