Monty by Jim Meddick for November 02, 2011
November 01, 2011
November 03, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: Hey! Who are you? And what're you doing with my dyer?? Fugitive: Listen pal, I don't no trouble from you. I just broke outta Jersey State and I gotta lose this here monkey suit! Monty: But aren't you supposed to just grab some clothes off a clothesline on the run? Fugitive: C'mon! Use yer head! How many people hang clothes on clotheslines these days?! Monty: Oh, right. Good point. Fugitive: Hey. What's the deal? Don't you got any pants besides these plaid polyester types... Monty: I've got padded lycra bike shorts.
Varnes about 13 years ago
No one will notice you in those….
tattooedcyberidiot about 13 years ago
It’s ok Mr. prison guy, the bike shorts have an anti-bacterial insert
Ida No about 13 years ago
Monty is so gonna die…
Aussie Down Under about 13 years ago
He’s put the gun down..time for Monty to get the jump on him.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Maybe Mr. Prisoner could take Monty clothes shopping.
Right now he has nothing anybody even wants to steal.
That can be a good thing though.
About 10 years ago I accidentally left the keys to my beloved, battered 1976 station wagon on top of its roof for several hours.
When night fell, the parking lot lights came on, and one was shining right down on my car.And nobody stole it.
I was insulted, but happy, like Monty will be in the next panel.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Orange prison jump suit or green plaid polyester pants? That’s not an easy choice! —Especially for a desperate guy with a gun. Good luck, Monty!
billyruffian about 13 years ago
He looks more Moondog’s size, anyways
catqueen about 13 years ago
Isn’t Brad living in the basement? Where’s a zombie when you need him?
steverinoCT about 13 years ago
SusanSunshine, there’s an old joke about someone who accidentally left some Mets tickets on his dashboard in plain view, and, sure enough, when he got back to his car the windshield was smashed— and there were two more tickets on the dash!
OldestandWisest about 13 years ago
Prediction—he’s going to make Monty strip and switch clothes with him—hilarious complications will ensue!
pschearer Premium Member about 13 years ago
Jersey State? You mean Rutgers?
I still like the Dilbert joke: “I hear you went to Yale”. — “Ya, I yust got out.”
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
Such a fashionista…. on the edge
NoJoHill about 13 years ago
its like, montys brother!!!!
tattooedcyberidiot about 13 years ago
Interesting that Mr prison guy could get hold of a gun easier than he could a pair of pants. America