Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 16, 2011

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    adubman  almost 13 years ago

    That’ll keep him close to home.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 13 years ago

    The Wiz doesn’t have to worry about Blanchecheating on him. No one else would want her.

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    A 357 will keep him home permently.

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    Hillbillyman  almost 13 years ago

    That lady needs to do what my wife did… Marry someone who no one else will have. It worked for her.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    If that doesn’t work, nothing will. Love this one.

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    captainedd  almost 13 years ago

    Seen on a bumper sticker: “I just ran into my ex. I think I’ll back over him now.”

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    tmick2001  almost 13 years ago

    “I keep missing my ex – but my aim is improving”

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    dfowensby  almost 13 years ago

    yeah, but a cheap Taurus with staggered FMJs and HydroShocks will do the trick every time!

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    RalphZIggy  almost 13 years ago

    the Wiz had a crappy idea

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