Pinocchio: ... and it's been like this for more than 4 hours. Doctor: Hmmm... nurse, bring me my chainsaw.
All you viagra users best remember this!!
What a woodie.
Comes from sticking your nose in where it doesn’t belong, or what doesn’t belong there in your nose. (Nuts, Dogsniff. You beat me to the booger.)
You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friends’ nose.
Unless you’re REALLY good friends.
Cutting off the nose … to spike the fees.
Maybe he could take See-ah-Lies.
Me: It’s been three and a half hours – maybe it’s time to go to the emergency room…My Wife: Not ‘til I’m done with it!
Breaking News – Movie star Pinocchio kidnapped by a group of female squirrels.
Proboscis erectus.
I’m hearing Wayland’s Madame exclaiming, “Lie, you crazy puppet, lie!!”
Who needs a chainsaw to cut thru an inch of wood? Oh, right: It’s just faster and cooler.
[cough]
Where is he getting peanut butter sized jars of Lie-Agra?? I have to pay top dollar for little packets.He must be getting it wholesale online from New Zealand.
I never have that problem, all I have to do is see Alice.
Only he nose the truth.
Lying is hazardous to your nose!
I’m thinking that a sabre saw might be more appropriate, or a heavy duty lopping shears…
Nurse Prudence is planning on saving the specimen…
Wrong drug!
leakysqueaky712 almost 13 years ago
All you viagra users best remember this!!
doc white almost 13 years ago
What a woodie.
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Comes from sticking your nose in where it doesn’t belong, or what doesn’t belong there in your nose. (Nuts, Dogsniff. You beat me to the booger.)
Commentator almost 13 years ago
You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friends’ nose.
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Unless you’re REALLY good friends.
jreckard almost 13 years ago
Cutting off the nose … to spike the fees.
osceola almost 13 years ago
Maybe he could take See-ah-Lies.
runar almost 13 years ago
Me: It’s been three and a half hours – maybe it’s time to go to the emergency room…My Wife: Not ‘til I’m done with it!
Sandfan almost 13 years ago
Breaking News – Movie star Pinocchio kidnapped by a group of female squirrels.
eddie6192 almost 13 years ago
Proboscis erectus.
Arianne almost 13 years ago
I’m hearing Wayland’s Madame exclaiming, “Lie, you crazy puppet, lie!!”
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
Who needs a chainsaw to cut thru an inch of wood? Oh, right: It’s just faster and cooler.
i_am_the_jam almost 13 years ago
[cough]
corzak almost 13 years ago
Where is he getting peanut butter sized jars of Lie-Agra?? I have to pay top dollar for little packets.He must be getting it wholesale online from New Zealand.
ttom2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I never have that problem, all I have to do is see Alice.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Only he nose the truth.
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Lying is hazardous to your nose!
margueritem almost 13 years ago
I’m thinking that a sabre saw might be more appropriate, or a heavy duty lopping shears…
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Nurse Prudence is planning on saving the specimen…
DavidAo almost 13 years ago
Wrong drug!