The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 28, 2011

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    leakysqueaky712  about 13 years ago

    All you viagra users best remember this!!

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    doc white  about 13 years ago

    What a woodie.

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    bluskies  about 13 years ago

    Comes from sticking your nose in where it doesn’t belong, or what doesn’t belong there in your nose. (Nuts, Dogsniff. You beat me to the booger.)

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    Commentator  about 13 years ago

    You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friends’ nose.

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    bluskies  about 13 years ago

    Unless you’re REALLY good friends.

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    jreckard  about 13 years ago

    Cutting off the nose … to spike the fees.

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    osceola  about 13 years ago

    Maybe he could take See-ah-Lies.

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    runar  about 13 years ago

    Me: It’s been three and a half hours – maybe it’s time to go to the emergency room…My Wife: Not ‘til I’m done with it!

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    Sandfan  about 13 years ago

    Breaking News – Movie star Pinocchio kidnapped by a group of female squirrels.

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    eddie6192  about 13 years ago

    Proboscis erectus.

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    Arianne  about 13 years ago

    I’m hearing Wayland’s Madame exclaiming, “Lie, you crazy puppet, lie!!”

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 13 years ago

    Who needs a chainsaw to cut thru an inch of wood? Oh, right: It’s just faster and cooler.

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    i_am_the_jam  about 13 years ago

    [cough]

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    corzak  about 13 years ago

    Where is he getting peanut butter sized jars of Lie-Agra?? I have to pay top dollar for little packets.He must be getting it wholesale online from New Zealand.

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    ttom2 Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I never have that problem, all I have to do is see Alice.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Only he nose the truth.

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    iced tea  about 13 years ago

    Lying is hazardous to your nose!

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    margueritem  about 13 years ago

    I’m thinking that a sabre saw might be more appropriate, or a heavy duty lopping shears…

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    margueritem  about 13 years ago

    Nurse Prudence is planning on saving the specimen…

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    DavidAo  about 13 years ago

    Wrong drug!

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