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Where is he getting peanut butter sized jars of Lie-Agra?? I have to pay top dollar for little packets.He must be getting it wholesale online from New Zealand.
leakysqueaky712 over 13 years ago
All you viagra users best remember this!!
doc white over 13 years ago
What a woodie.
bluskies over 13 years ago
Comes from sticking your nose in where it doesn’t belong, or what doesn’t belong there in your nose. (Nuts, Dogsniff. You beat me to the booger.)
Commentator over 13 years ago
You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friends’ nose.
bluskies over 13 years ago
Unless you’re REALLY good friends.
jreckard over 13 years ago
Cutting off the nose … to spike the fees.
osceola over 13 years ago
Maybe he could take See-ah-Lies.
runar over 13 years ago
Me: It’s been three and a half hours – maybe it’s time to go to the emergency room…My Wife: Not ‘til I’m done with it!
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Breaking News – Movie star Pinocchio kidnapped by a group of female squirrels.
eddie6192 over 13 years ago
Proboscis erectus.
Arianne over 13 years ago
I’m hearing Wayland’s Madame exclaiming, “Lie, you crazy puppet, lie!!”
Stephen Gilberg over 13 years ago
Who needs a chainsaw to cut thru an inch of wood? Oh, right: It’s just faster and cooler.
i_am_the_jam over 13 years ago
[cough]
corzak over 13 years ago
Where is he getting peanut butter sized jars of Lie-Agra?? I have to pay top dollar for little packets.He must be getting it wholesale online from New Zealand.
ttom2 Premium Member over 13 years ago
I never have that problem, all I have to do is see Alice.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Only he nose the truth.
iced tea over 13 years ago
Lying is hazardous to your nose!
margueritem over 13 years ago
I’m thinking that a sabre saw might be more appropriate, or a heavy duty lopping shears…
margueritem over 13 years ago
Nurse Prudence is planning on saving the specimen…
DavidAo over 13 years ago
Wrong drug!