Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 24, 2011
October 23, 2011
October 25, 2011
Transcript:
Satchel: Psst! Bucky? Can I sleep outside of your door tonight? Bucky: Why? Satchel: The novel I'm reading got me scared. Bucky: For the last time, that's not a novel, It's a vacuum cleaner user's manual. Satchel: No, no, different novel... but thanks, now I'm too scared to sleep on the floor, too.
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Ida No almost 13 years ago
Socks are gone, but Bucky is still lucid. Darby, what have you done with the REAL Bucky?
Varnes almost 13 years ago
A vacuum cleaners users manual…. scary…..And I can only imagine what the other “novel” is….All three panels are great today, and crack me up….Bucky in the drawer, Satchel coming to Bucky for security because he’s freaked……what a great strip…….
rolleg almost 13 years ago
Most pets get freaked out when the vacuum cleaner comes around.
JoelJ almost 13 years ago
Too funny! Vacuum Cleaner User’s Manual as a horror story is just brilliant.
doc white almost 13 years ago
Someone has to say it.The vacum story realy sucks.I would say that i am sorry but I am not. lol
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
To each his own….
What’s a horror story to Satchel is pornography to the little cybot EB3 on Monty, who’s been seriously dating a vacuum cleaner.
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
Susan, I cannot make the semi-pornographic joke that immediately ocurred to me re: relationships with a hoover. “He’s just in it for…”
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
@Lovecraft…because “Nature abhors a vacuum”.
PShaw0423 almost 13 years ago
“The Postman Always Rings Twice”? :)
Ida No almost 13 years ago
“The Attachment”.
Seed_drill almost 13 years ago
One of cats bonked himself pretty hard this morning trying to escape the vaccuum cleaner. He jumped up on a wood chair with a loose cushin, and “crash!”
Wolf in Exile almost 13 years ago
Poor poor Satch…. Why did you start reading “Vacuums of 2012”?
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“One hundred and one uses of a dead cat”
captainofgondor almost 13 years ago
Hey, Pinko Rob! Your All Blacks walloped the French! Ka Mate! Ka Mate! Ka Ora! Ka Ora!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
LOL! You were even funnier than today’s strip! :-D
Sad part is, the manuals do say stuff like that!
tegm almost 13 years ago
omg!!!!!! The second panel had me laughing so hard!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! XD I love this strip!!
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Please don’t forget the most common warning: Do not use while sleeping. (especially any of the ‘irons’).I understand Satchel’s fear of vacuums. I vacate my desk at work when that dratted vacumm comes my way..could Satch be reading a leaflet about Vets? Or a book about dogcatchers and the animal shelter
pearlsarefuzzy almost 13 years ago
Just want to say that this past two weeks strips have been about the best I’ve ever seen old Darby do!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Bucky’s face in 3 is hilarious! Warning! Do NOT Iron clothes while wearing them! For real. Are we that stupid or are there so many lawyers that need to sue for everything dumba** thing humans do on a daily basis. "Oh, I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to jam that icepick in my ear?! Oh, the humanity.
llong65 almost 13 years ago
i guess Sach will have to just pull out the top bunk above Bucky and sleep there.
quickly24 almost 13 years ago
the other manuel is for the rumba.
toofunny52 almost 13 years ago
Satch has his scared Halloween look on. His ears are scared straight, lol